A smaller version of the gif on the homepage, but a static image of the first frame. A smaller version of the gif on the homepage, but a static image of the first frame.

THE TROUGH

An image from a dog walking app of a dog named Isis surrounded by nicotine. She has a heart filter on as well.

Got a request to walk a dog that... could probably have a better name. And a better owner.

Jimmy Buffett's obituary.

Unironically, I'm one of Jimmy Buffett's biggest fans. He's been my Spotify top artist for two years running, and when I heard that he passed away I shed actual tears.

An ad on the App Store for the art app Concepts.

I saw this app on the app store for an art program named Concepts, and I was interested in trying it out until I learned that it comes with an expensive monthly subscription!! I hate living in a world where I don't even get to own what I pay for anymore!

A guide on how to identify different seagull species common to the Boston area.

A guide that I found on different types of gulls that inhabit the Boston metropolitan area. I honestly didn't know there were any types beyond "seagull" and "not a seagull"...

An image of an iPad refusing to connect to the USF wifi.

The USF WiFi is legendarily bad.

I saw this super neat TikTok of a pen that has glue inside instead of ink! It seemed like it might be useful for craft projects...

A screenshot of a Tinder profile of someone named K. K is dressed for a disco.

I'm newly on Tinder, and that's... going well.

A text from one person to another talking about a break up.

It's been a rough September.

An invitation to a party with a date and time.

My friends just moved to a new apartment! (The party was a ton of fun!!)

The ingredients list for a dish called F-Me Chicken.

This dish is called F-Me chicken, but when I tried to buy ingredients for it I looked at the price of sundried tomatoes and called it F-You chicken instead.

A text between two coworkers talking about how a shift went.

I worked ALL weekend- like I do most weekends. Make that coin I guess!

A digital movie ticket for the movie Bottoms.

Bottoms is supposed to be a super funny queer movie, but even though I bought a ticket I wasn't able to go in the end.

Negative Yelp reviews for a pizza place.

Guess I won't be eating here anytime soon...

A QR code leading to someone's Venmo account.

Wow, my Venmo account! I wonder what that's doing here.

♫ Para bailar La Bamba!

Para bailar La Bamba!

Se necesita una poca de gracia-

Una poca de gracia!

Pa' mí, pa' ti, ay arriba, ay arriba-

Y arriba, y arriba!

Por ti seré, por ti seré, por ti seré! ♫

A USPS tracking number on their website.

One of my friends is sending me a package!! I wonder when it will get here...

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